i am you.
i live in your room.
[ Thursday, December 01, 2005 ]
10:27 PM
FUNNY TALK.
Got added by some weird person. Turns out he's a p6er.
Well actually, he's not the weird one. It's his 15 year
old SECONDARY ONE brother, who got retained THREE times
in primary school. Explains why it took so long for some
stuff to get into his head.
Anyway, first he asked the usual stuff. Name, age blabla,
girl or boy. Then he asked how old I was twice cos he
forgot I think. And I almost yelled that I was sec2 and
sorta implied the why-am-I-even-talking-to-you tone. BUT
it didnt register. Then he asked if i wanted to be
friends?! HAHAHA. I almost laughed my head off, imagining
him to be some primaryONE kid begging me to be friends. I
had already stopped asking that in p2 when I realise it
wasn't working.And he naturally assumes that since he got
introduced to my email thru his classmate, I should know
and memorise everysingle soul in his class (I don't even
know everyone in my school, does he expect me to knwo
some person from another school, p6?) "Do you know xxxx?
or YYYY?"
But just when I thought he was a lil too straightforward
(to put it mildly), his brother proved him wrong alrite.
Man, after the usual curious crap he asked if my hair was
long or short?! Like why the hell does he care whether
it's long or short? It's not as if I'm goign to stand in
the middle of orchard rd one day and wait for him to
identify me! Then came the "wanna be friends" part. But I
was really stunned beyond comprehension cos here I was
thinking perhaps the younger bro is one of the rare
species and surely the older one must be more matured
when dejavu, he asked the same thing. GAH >.< I can't
take it anymore! I guess it runs in the blood huh?
That was only the tip of the iceberg. I was talking to
pandy at that time anyway, and she wanted to joni the
conversation cos I was ventilating out my irritation on
her and she thought'll it'll be kinda fun to talk to the
guy. Anyway, to shorten the whole thing, it ends up he is
some psychopathic deprived, pervertic guy who just needs
some attention. First he wanted us to make him laugh and
tell jokes (that was the OK part). THEN, he wanted to
know how pandy (he took a liking to her) tickled ppl?!
And wanted her to tickle him?! So we told him, how can,
you're on the other side of the world. And he says, just
pretend I'm there. By then we're starting to get some bad
vibes from this sicko cos he keeps saying tell pandy to
tickle me NOW. And then he says the same thing all over
again and when we answer his question he just ignores it
and asks it all over again. HAHAHA. By then I'd learnt
not to take him seriously so we were just toying around
and laughing at him. xD. Not a bad source of
entertainment.
Not the worse part yet. His bro went to put him on the
web cam and NO, he did not look like some mentally
deranged guy. In fact, he looked like the average
singapore joe. Add on glasses, nerdy look. And that made
it all the worse! `Cause "harmless" nerdy guys.. you
never know what goes on in their mind. Then he had the
nerve to ask if he looked handsome in the webcam and I
managed to restrain myself and say 'why are you asking me
this? I dont really care anyway'. HAHHA. Then should've
backed him off. So he tried harassing pandy. And kept
wanting to be alone with her. left the conversation and
then got added back cos pandy got creeped out by him and
he was playing stupid knock knock jokes to get her to
fall into his trap. And playing 'catch me if you can'
games where pandy and I had to chase after him?
Then we discussed nad realised the only way to get him to
back off was to introduce the OTHER GUY. HAHA. So Pandy
said that she was actually a guy, pretending to be a
girl. And then put on the 'protective bf' act, where she
pretended to be my bf so that the weirdo would finally
stop harassing us. She was good man. Really gave him a
big scolding and told him to keep his hands off. ahhaa.
and it worked =D. But the poor guy was really in the
dumps after that. HAHAA. It was hilarious. There he was,
boooohooooing and sorrying and we were just laughing like
crazy. I don't know how many boohoos he said, but they
were flooding the whole thing up.
flame this
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